The Tequila Song

Back in the day, before I stopped drinking and lost 90 lbs, I used to enjoy making Vermontaritas with fresh limes, Altos and Vermont maple syrup and spending many blissful sunny afternoons at, on, and in a remote body of water with my wife and our retrievers—which has since been overrun by tourists. I also stopped imbibing a few years later, which has proven to be a smart move. But a good time was had by all, as I recall.